Max Payne: The Movie--Or, The Audacity of Hope
It will probably suck. But a man can dream, can't he? Trailer I wonder how many goth Ann Rice fans will show up thinking it's about vampires and shit, because every TV ad I've seen for it makes it...
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lol yeah, track record shows that it will probably suck, but I'm hoping it is decent. It gots Marky Mark in it, so hopefully he can make something out of it.
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The fact that it has been revealed it's only 100 minutes doesn't help its prospects, either. I've seen very few movies that were great and also under two hours.
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I just noticed it had that Jackie chick from That 70's Show. She is quite hot, but not sure how she'll be in an action movie. Sure she could work in a movie like Forgetting Sarah Marshall, but I guess...
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I think she's a pretty lame Mona Sax, since Mona Sax's voice is low and husky, not Meg Griffin. She isn't any worse than most other lame female leads in action movies (the last good one was probably...
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Fuck, I forgot all about her being Meg. Certainly isn't helping my hope that she'll do a good job.
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At least we'll get to see her get shot in the head. WHOOPS SPOILER Don't worry she lives and is in the sequel. WHOOPS Damn, this isn't helping. Then again the game is 7 years old. I mean, I think we...
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If not, then where the hell has the world been? o_O I wonder how closely they stick to the game, Hitman did a horrible job even staying remotely anything close to the original.
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This movie didn't stick to the game at all, they decided to change everything around, add in extra characters who serve no purpose, make Bravura a rapper, drop most of the major characters, flesh out...
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MY GOD, I seen this earlier today and I again completely!!!! First off, yeah... miscasting like a muffucka. All I could think when I seen her was... Jackie. damn, where the fuck is Kelso? so out of...
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I think we should celebrate how bad this movie was by replaying both Max Paynes and quoting random lines from them. Forthwith: " Just when you thought you had reached the deepest depths of horror, it...
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